Oh! Come on all you uncles and aunts!
Put down your sword and lance!
Put on your shoes, put on your pants!
Let's go to France, the land of romance
to do the silly dance!
We'll kick up our heels and prance;
we won't give our home a second glance --
why should we, when we're going to France?
It's the land of romance and EL - E - GANCE!
Hey, we're doing the silly dance!
The exact wording varies, since I am making it up on the spot while tossing around my 60-pound daughter, but you get the basic idea. What a bedtime routine we have.