The Sea Monkeys apparently hatched today, and there was much rejoicing. (That M looking amazed at tiny floating dots which may or may not be sea monkeys. Her Virgin Mary night light looks on in the background.) B ran around the house jumping up and down, shouting, "We're rich, we're rich, we're rich with sea monkeys!" And then M and B started cleaning their rooms so that the Sea Monkeys would have a clean and healthy environment.
Boy, if I'd only known that's all it would take to get them to clean their rooms, I would have bought them goldfish months ago.